Pirates, Ninjas, Robots, Dinosaurs or Giant Squid?

Question:

Pirates, Ninjas, robots, dinosaurs and a giant squid are all in a war against each other. Who do you think would win?

Answer:

Oh, well I’m sorry to say but the Ninjas are gonna kick ass.

Pirates are all like drunk and using old school cutlasses but the Ninjas have their cool swords and throwing star things and whatever. They win.

The robots… pft. Easy.

Dinosairs have no chance. Even the Pirates could beat them.

The giant squid? Well, it’d be tough. But the Ninja would use his mind powers to control it. Simple.