B.F. wrote:
pfft, obvioisly not machine enough. But that will change…soon..soon..

Maybe I need a few more V;s hm

BM wrote:
not man enough

B.F. wrote:

btw, not terminator either

B.F. wrote:
Or even better, maybe i’m terminator. brb going to try and punch holes in walls

BM wrote:
lol. Or maybe you’re just aseuxal.

su cks to be you!

B.F. wrote:
Nah, see, I wouldn’t be ashamed if I was.

I tried the whole porn thing, but it does nothing for me lol.
Maybe I’m a female…lesbian… it makes sense eh

BM wrote:
or maybe you are attracted to guys but you try hard to not be, that you don’t let yourself be

B.F. wrote:
I had a realisation last night

For example ‘Guy bends over with good looking body’

Straight guy: OH WTF
Gay: I want sex
me: I might work on my ass so it looks like that

I’m like some weird inbetween mutant or something. SO, I don’t get turned on by guys, but I know when they look good and stuff. *shrugs* I dunno, maybe I just need to sleep with more females…think its been way to long..my body is confused haha

BM wrote:
lol.

i’m waiting for you to jump out of the closet and yell “SUPRISE!”

haha joking. but yeah. totally.

B.F. wrote:
:O

B = fail

I need to be at least a tiny bit manly

BM wrote:
beer = fail

B.F. wrote:
Probably, or I’d accidently push you over. I do that sometimes… mainly to girls… I once thought they couldn’t fight back, but now they can..and it hurts :/

I mean, I got an awesome booze cubboard / stand (its from ikea) in my room XD It’s my pride and joy with all my different glasses. hmmm I like having lots of glasses for differnet drinks, makes me look way cool and sophisicated. Drink beer outta a cocktail glass = win! =D

BM wrote:
the greatest booze cupboard in your room? ahuh…. do you mean the booze cupboard is ‘in’ your room, or do you mean you have the best one in your room? i’m confused.

imagine if we stood next to each other. the laws of nature would get so confused and implode.

B.F. wrote:
LOL, Yeah I have the same affect on people as well. Although my affects aren’t so much on the good scale, more on the ‘vomit and run’ type of feelings XD

I must admit, the only show I watch now days is supernatural. Other then that I never turn my tv on :/ Don’t even play computer games anymore. Geeezzze I’m like a loser to geeks *sigh*

Oh well at least I got the greatest booze cubboard ever in my room =D

BM wrote:
ha. nice. hate you.

Zim is THE best show in the world, hands down.

under the influence of what? I can stand near you and you can be under the influence of my awesomeness.

I make people have feelings they never realise they could have

B.F. wrote:
Wow just imagine watching that under the infulence. I think it’d be amazing XD

Haha your taking calls and working. I’ve finally realised I can lay down and relax, its great now

BM wrote:
google Invader Zim.

I have the box set at home. I think you would like it. It /is/ a kids a show but I love it very much.

youtube it if you can

B.F. wrote:
stabbed and missed XD no idea what zim is lol

Google kind of failed me as well, I wanted to have a heaps pro response, but yeah no.

lol I’ve emailed 8 friends bragging about my new and improve mail footer XD I can see why people block me on msn

BM wrote:
haha. i do that sometimes.

stabbing here, but are you a Zim fan?

B.F. wrote:
Yeah but yours in all old and dirty now

Mine will be all new and sexy =D

Man should of bought it from a shop, way too excited now. *implodes*

BM wrote:
awesome.

but you know what, i’m more awesome. I already have one.

B.F. wrote:
Just bought an iphone =D

Comes weeennneeessday

BM wrote:
nice. i have a lunch date so win. 40 minute lunches in account.

I’ seriously surprised by the battery life of the iphone. My old phone
would have gone flat 3 times over just from the usage i’ve done this morning.

B.F. wrote:
OMG,

stupid optus website fail me when purchasing iphone. *cry*

Oh well food time now, hmm, kfc I think =D

BM wrote:
haha.

sounds good (y)

drunk times. mmmmm

B.F. wrote:
geeezzze thank for runing my pick up line chances nowww

Now I need to rethink my plan of attack. Probably just get really drunk and see what happens XD

BM wrote:
haha

no, gays can pick up girls easy

all of them but me.

B.F. wrote:
LOL use to wear girl pants…and makeup LOL

emoooo days maaan emooo days

I think its why I can’t pick up. Girls probably think I’m gay so they don’t bother LOL. hmm, I thought I could use it as a pickup line though. ‘Heeey, wanta turn a gay man straight ‘

BM wrote:
LOL

why do you wear girls pants?

u r the gayest ‘striaght’ man i know.

B.F. wrote:
LOL, bet there nothing compared to my oldies, which I gave to my ex gf

Size 10 girl pants XD Fit into size 8 once, but I think I lost a testicle

BM wrote:
iphone isn’t huge ass.

and i wear my tight pants. gives people something to look at

B.F. wrote:
LOL, just a tad XD

Soon I shall have an iphone and can listen to cool music on mine, making everyone around me jealous.

Only problem, waaay can’t wear tight jeans with a huge ass iphone in my pocket XD

BM wrote:
lame? no, what’s lame is i’m listneing to gwen stefani on my iphone.

B.F. wrote:
ha-ha-hardy-ha

BM wrote:
oh gosh.

eff you too.

B.F. wrote:
haha =D

Full license = drive everwhere and anywhere and he does!

Drive to work evverrryday, got a carpark on top of target.

Really I should public transport in, but…meh.. look at the kind of people that catch PT

BM wrote:
i public transport.

only on my L’s so can’t drive in.
and have no car. eh.

you?

B.F. wrote:
Ahhh cool cool, so you need public transport into work then, or driving now?

Argh Eric just passed a TIO customer to me :/ Whoooooz0r

Lodge is fair lame XD Too many buff guys make me look bad, I need a gym were everyones fat haha.

BM wrote:
i live at mawsons.

my hosue mate goes to the lodge.

gay.

i go Money First gym in the city with friends. I get buff.

B.F. wrote:
I use to gym with this chick, but she goes by herself now, so I’m way unmodivated. Its umm.. the lodge.

I got weights at home and stuff, so I can attempt to buffin up a bit, but meeh, way not happening for me XD

lol @ britney XD no comment

You live at mawsons or?

BM wrote:
16GB win.

GO TO GYM! Seriously. Who is it with?

i now have tickets to Britney in Sydney

B.F. wrote:
Hmm, my problem is i’m way popular and I have no idea on my call usage XD

I think 16gigs $60 cap.. arrgh

That reminds me, really need to end my gym memebership lol… I went for 2 weeks and since haven’t been back. lol commitment

Hmmmm, purchasing the mobile online now… wonder if I’ll wuss out or not :S

BM wrote:
I just went on the basic 250mb plan.

^_^ I might up it later if need be, but I figure start of small then go big. Seeming as you can’t go big small

B.F. wrote:
Such a hard decision

$60 cap + $14 for phone (32gigs) or $8 for (16gigs)

$680
Total Value
$330 Optus2AnyoneDisclaimer 1
$350 Optus2OptusDisclaimer 2
Unlimited TextDisclaimer 3
700MB
DataDisclaimer 7

Like, I don’t really care about data, but unlimited txt is pretty siccck.

You used up heaps of space on yours yet? Think you’d need bigger thwen 16 gig?

BM wrote:
I know right.

I got a low one though, coz I mean I have wifi @ home… wifi@ work.. wifi in the city…. don’t need too much data really?

B.F. wrote:
muhaha

hmmm maybe I’ll get an iphone on a plan :S

Need to work out this cap thingo…waaay don’t know how much I use a month :S

BM wrote:
hahah.

B.F. wrote:

Why yes, my email footer is amazing =D

So going to email everyone right now
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